progressives… progressives… PROGRESSIVES!!!

They’re unamerican can’t you see!!! How can we trust anyone who doesn’t eat Campbell’s chicken soup??? I’ll tell you who eats Progresso… OBAMA. And I bet he drove under too.

Stand up and fight!!! Let Congress know you prefer Campbell’s soup and Nationwide AMERICAN brands, not that commie Progresso Soup!!!… You’re not alone.

 

  • Apple Soda 9:28 pm on February 4, 2010

    LAME SATIRE! As always.

    I know you are in love with Glenn beck and all, but you need to get a new hobby. You are taking this obsession way too far.

    I bet you DVR every episode and then pause it when Glenn Beck gets a little spittle on his chin, and then you lick your TV.

    You even took the time to upload his picture to your account, awwwww…. that’s cute.

  • Milo 9:28 pm on February 4, 2010

    Mr.Beck i called up my progressive auto insurance the minute i heard that they had pulled their advertisements from your show and canceled my coverage.

    They must generally hate white people and white culture just like Hussein obama does!

  • Chen陳 9:28 pm on February 4, 2010

    I like your sarcasm LoL!!

  • Ryan G 9:28 pm on February 4, 2010

    Perhaps you are not used to people mixing entertainment and enlightenment. It is his motto. Yes, he sometimes acts silly on his show. His show is also packed full of useful information.

  • Spartacus 9:28 pm on February 4, 2010

    Your are very right

  • Morpheus 9:28 pm on February 4, 2010

    I’d love to see a can of Progresso Soup shoved down Glenn Beck’s throat. That would be a perfect evening!

  • Socrates 9:28 pm on February 4, 2010

    lol. Now, ask the question, "What problems does Glenn Beck have with Progressives." Beck is all about asking questions. That’s how truth is revealed.

  • threegooofs 9:28 pm on February 4, 2010

    The real Glenn Beck woulld never say this.. because both Progresso and Progressive pulled their sponsorship of his program a while ago.

    This is one of the reasons behind the Van Jones thing… Jones founded the group that has led the boycott.

  • Coors 9:28 pm on February 4, 2010

    Well done it’s humorous but sadly there’s an element of tragic truth to it. The media outlets have become dog and pony shows throwing information around like monkeys at the zoo with their poo.

    Those who don’t get the satire likely don’t know how Beck’s used his show to go after advertisers who withdraw their support in response to his content. The irony is now Beck is telling us the sky is falling and we need to invest in gold with multiple gold sellers supporting him with advertising dollars. In other words for the slow to process he is basically shaping his political scare and share commentary to those buying the advertising. He tells his audience “buy gold the sky is falling buy gold the sky is falling” and continently during the commercial break who do we see the gold vendors.

    So his impassioned declarations spoken with animated tears and speech as irrefutable fact have lost credibility. He’s basically a bad infomercial for gold sellers and all other things related to the sky is falling. It seems Beck lost his talking point when Obama became the enemy of his audience and over shadowed their fear of those Muslims under every rock.

    He basically loves his country so much he’s willing to capitalize on conflict very readily for profit while pretending it’s about duty and patriotism. He presents his labial rants as if they are facts that can’t be refuted that doesn’t make it so.